Well stole this off of dreamsofspike...couldn't help myself!!! Let's see how in debt I am...


My fine is $455.60...jeez!!! I don't know what to say....



Just read the "offenses" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.

When you are done post this as "My fine is $........"

You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Offenses:
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 --$25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Tally it up and Title it..."My Fine Is..." copy and paste, then repost it in your journal too.

So I saw this and since it was only 2 questions decided to try it...

Your result for The Quick & Painless ENNEAGRAM Test...

2 - the Helper

Thanks for taking the test !

Take The Quick & Painless ENNEAGRAM Test at OkCupid

Okay ya'll wish me luck! I gotta give my last sppech for my class tonight. It's a persuasive speech on WHY Hugh should have won an EMMY. I can't beleive my teacher actually let me do my speech on this. LOL!!!

If House & Cuddy listened to the Black Eyed Peas they'd agree. Well House wouldn't, but whatever!

Disclaimer: Black Eyed Peas Meet Me Halfway lyrics found on http://www.directlyrics.com/black-eyed-peas-meet-me-halfway-lyrics.html



CUDDY: I can't go any further then this
I want you so badly, it's my biggest wish


HOUSE: I spent my time just thinkin thinkin thinkin bout you
Every single day yes, i'm really missin' missin' you
And all those things we use to use to use to do
Hey girl, wuz up, it use to be just me and you
I spent my time just thinkin thinkin thinkin bout you
Every single day, yes i'm really missin missin you
And all those things we use to use to use to do
Hey girl wuz up, wuz up, wuz up, wuz up


CUDDY: Meet me halfway, right at the boarderline
That's where i'm gonna wait, for you
I'll be lookin out, night n'day
Took my heart to the limit, and this is where i'll stay
I can't go any further then this
I want you so bad it's my only wish


HOUSE: Girl,i travel round the world and even sail the seven seas
Across the universe I go to other galexies
Just tell me where you want, just tell me where you wanna to meet
I navigate myself myself to take me where you be
Cause girl I want, i, i, I want you right now
I travel uptown (town) I travel downtown
I wanna to have you around (round) like every single day
I love you alway..way


CUDDY: Can you meet me half way (I'll meet you halfway)
Right at the boarderline
That's where i'm gonna wait, for you
I'll be lookin out, night n'day
Took my heart to the limit, and this is where i'll stay
I can't go any further then this
I want you so bad it's my only wish
I can't go any further then this
I want you so bad it's my only wish


HOUSE: Let's walk the bridge, to the other side
Just you and I (just you and I)
I will fly, i'll fly the skies, for you and I (for you and I)
I will try, until I die, for you and i, for you and i, for for you and i,
For for you and i, for for you and i, for you and i


CUDDY: Can you meet me half way (yup yup)
Can you meet me half way (yup yup)
Can you meet me half way (yup yup)
Can you meet me half way (yup yup)
Meet me half way, right at the boarderline
That's where i'm gonna wait, for you
I'll be lookin out, night n'day
Took my heart to the limit, and this is where i'll stay
I can't go any further then this
I want you so bad it's my only wish
I can't go any further then this
I want you so bad it's my only wish


My poor husband must be soooooooooooooo damn sick of this song by now...hehehe
Well...I should attempt to study for my lab pratical tomorrow...even if i'm gonna flunk!

Here some more Jesse Pics as requested!

Hello all,

Still in LA. Sorry it took sooooo long to put these up! Hope you enjoy.

Just (me & theonlymeyouget) saw Jesse Spencer what a nice guy!!! He said hi to us and everything! Soooooo exciting!!!!

So we're (me, hubby, & Theonlymeyouget) at the Canyon Club twittering about waiting for showtime!!! I promise to post as soon as we get back to the hotel! Pray for us!

An interview with World renowned health expert, Dr. Ima Nomskal......

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats,and that's it. Don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.


Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetabl e). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.


Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! . . . Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach


Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!


Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.


Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather an attempt to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride!'

-------------------------------------------------

And . . . .

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.


1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2 The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.


4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.


***CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Saw 2801rosie did it and I wanted to try so here's me results:

You are The Empress

Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation.

The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents,
beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may be good at home
decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful.

The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Here's the original pic of the icon:

Swiped this from Onlymeyouget. Just got outta my exam and need to blow off a little steam b-4 starting to study for my next one tonight...

1. Are you in a relationship or single?
Married

2. Are you a virgin?
Uh-uh

3. If not, how many sexual partners have you had?
4.5

4. If not, how old were you when you lost your virginity?
17

5. If you are, what's the furthest you've gone?
I'm not

6. Ever done anything sexual with a member of the same sex?
I kissed a girl...

7. Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend or girlfriend? Or would you?
No. Would I? Does Hugh Laurie in the broom closet count???

8. Are you kinky?
I guess everyone's definition of kinky is different, but I think most would say I am. (I'm gonna have to go with this too)

9. What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex or made out?
Bathroom at some persons house I was attending a party at. A backyard at someone else's house I was attending a party at. An elevator.

10. Where do you want to have sex or make out that you haven't yet?
Broom Closet of The Canyon Club on Oct. 25th... : ) And Hugh Laurie's piano!!!

11. Ever done anything sexual that you regret?
Just once and I'd comsumed a bottle of Cuervo 1800...'nuf said!

12. Have you ever had or given a hickey?
Yeah, I got one the night before my parents came to pick me up from college. I was 21 and it was my first one and I had no idea it was there or how to get rid of it!!!

13. Have you ever had a one night stand?
Yes and no. Twice I intended to, but it didn't quite work out. The first time sex was sooooooooooo good it went on for 8 months. The second one weeellll...I married him! lol : )

14. Have you ever had sex or made out with someone whose name you didn't know?
Yeah...see first one night stand. I had to ask someone the next day. But I learned it eventually... ; P

15. Have you ever thought about someone else while having sex or making out?
Yeaaaahhhhh...you know...

(If you wanna copy and do yourself that would be cool! Do feel you have to use images for every answer like I did...I was just particularly bored when I did this.)


So here's a little about me:


1. My name: You know me as Jiraiyasgirl, but my parents dubbed me Jessica Marie


2. Age: 28 going on 29 in 7 days! (10/13/1980)




3. Zodiac: Libra


4. Hair/Eyes: Naturally??? Reddish Eyes are so dark brown they look black

5. Occupation: Unemployed full time student

6. Status: Married (Married on 3/19/05 to J.L.)


7. Siblings: 2 brothers both younger (22 Chris & 13 Andrew yrs old)


8. Pets: 1 dog named Chip, he's an english springer spaniel


9. Favorite Movie: (Can't narrow to one...so you get top 3)


10. Favorite Book: (Again can't narrow to one...so you get top 3)


11. Favorite Band: (Indecisivness is a major Libran trait soo U2, Aerosmith & Elton John)


12. Coke vs. Pepsi:


13. Favorite Car: (Mercedes, Mustang, Corvette)


14. Favorite TV Show: (Apparently I only watch Fox)


15. Favorite Restaurant: (Those damn biscuits will be my downfull)


16. Favorite Actor/Actress: (I also, apparently, have a fondness for British actors)
Hugh Laurie Stephen Fry
Tim Roth

17. Hottest Man/Woman:
Hugh Laurie (are we sensing a theme?) Halle Barry
Lisa Edelstein Tim Roth

18. Favorite City: (Like the song said "My Sweet Home Chicago")


19. Favorite Food: (lasagna, tacos, black beans and rice)


20. Favorite Flavor of Ice Cream: Butter Pecan, Mint Chocolate Chip, or Cake Batter from Cold Stone Creamery

21. Favorite "toy" (Can be anything from car to laptop): (My gameboy, ipod & cell)
(Actual colors I have too. My ambition in life is to make sure things match my iPod)

22. Favorite Store: God...How do I pick?!?!? I love a good deal so definately Walmart, JC Penny b/c they have one of the best clearance sections on Earth. Ditto for Kohls. Best Buy's always fun, Dick Blick when I need new art supplies & Oh yes Borders!!! Can't live without books!!!

23. Guilty Pleasure: Fan Fiction, Fan Art...It's shame you can't make a carreer out of these 2 things.

24. Favorite Charity: The Humane Society & St. Judes

25. Favorite Cartoon: Thundercats, Snoopy, Danger Mouse, Spongebob

For those of us embarking on the journey from the midwest to LA at the end of this month for the BFTV concert keep everything crossed that our darling Hugh will be there. I know it's always a long shot with him and no he's not the only reason to see the show, but after travelling 2,000 or so miles it'd be a hell of a reward!!! So here's to positive thought folks...cross finger, light candles, say a prayer, sacrafice a virgin. Whatever works for you!

Here's some pictures for positive reinforcement!!!

Hugh has been snubbed AGAIN!!! I call complete and utter BULLSHIT!!! 4 times people!!! 4 times he has not won. (He looked absolutely adorable I might add) I just wanted to voice my complete and utter disgust with the academy's lack of taste. Whoever voted has obviously never seen the show. Apparently if you're not on the cast of 30 Rock you can't win!!!!

I just wanna say for the record for those of you who abhore Huddy to please remember I respect your prefrences please respect mine. I'm monogomous to House not necessarily his partner. I see all sides to various pairings so I like more than one (Hilson, Huddy, etc.). I see what each of these people offer to House. So please no hating. My husband just made a comment and I thought "Oooooo, I can totally make something like that" So blame him.








Please comment and credit if you steal. : )

I know someone asked for an icon with the current cove of TV Guide with Hugh on it so I made some. This is the first time I altered a background on a picture and I was quite proud of myself!

Here goes...





Icons...

Ummm...does this look kinda like I think it looks?!?!?!

So...just got back from my anatomy lecture and am TRYING to wait patiently for these Band from TV tickets to go on sale, but the closer the time gets (15 minutes to go) the antsier I get. Ugggghhhh!!!!




I find it a bit ridiculous that 15 minutes before the tickets go on sale there is still no information as to how much they cost!!! What is this a state secret? it's a shame national security isn't this tight!!!